KoL Trophy Hunter
Trophy Tracker for Kingdom of Loathing
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Single Ascension - Purchase BEFORE Ascending
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Little Boat (100 Shore Trips)
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Big Boat (1000 Shore Trips)
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100 Pound Load (familiars combined weight 100)
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300 Pound Load (familiars combined weight 300)
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Black Hole Terrarium (familiars 500 pounds)
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Palindrophy (Have a Pagoda at your campsite)
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Easy Come Easy Go (Discard a pretty flower)
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Weeping Pizza (Eat 5 white chocolate and tomato pizzas)
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Gadget Inspector (Collect ten clockwork keys from the Thugnderdome)
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Boss Boss (Defeat the Boss Bat, Knob Goblin King, Baron von Ratsworth, and Bonerdagon with The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device or Heartbreaker's Hotel set to 11)
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Let My Bugbears Go! (Receive the One Day in the Life adventure)
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Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy (Find the trophy on the mantel above the fireplace in the strange leaflet)
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Festive Dismemberment (Use a Knob Goblin firecracker on the Fourth of July)
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The Butler Did It (Use the reward for The Wizard of Ego quest 30 times)
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Slapstick (Discard a banana peel and receive the Schadenfreude adventure 3 times)
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The Right Tool For The Job (Spend 100 adventures in The Haunted Bathroom with a gnollish autoplunger equipped)
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Bringer of Storms (Use 100 chaos butterflies)
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I Love A Parade (Multi-use 11 handfuls of confetti)
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Extinctionist (Kill each Dungeon of Doom monster 120 times)
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Desert Wind (Multi-use 29 palm-frond fans from your inventory)
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The One That Didn't Get Away (Defeat a Trophyfish)
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Evil's Okay in My Book (Become A Little Bit Evil 13 times)
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Cosmic Thing (Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Jarlsberg)
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Horror Enthusiast (Collect all 30 Tales of Dread)
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Tentacle Tickler (Defeat 666 Eldritch Tentacles.)
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No Restrictions
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I Heart Canadia (Drink 30 white Canadians)
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Silver Yeti (Use the Yeti Protest Sign 10 times, or win 10 fights with the faded red protest sign equipped)
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Golden Yeti (Use the Yeti Protest Sign 100 times, or win 100 fights with the faded red protest sign equipped)
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Platinum Skull (Eat 5 bowls of spaghetti with Skullheads)
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Disgusting Cocktail (Drink 5 tomato daiquiris)
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The Ghuol Cup (Eat 11 pans of ghuol guolash)
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Bouquet of Hippies (eat 420 piles of herb brownies)
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Failure to Communicate (Eat 50 Lucky Surprise Eggs)
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99 Red Balloons (Use 99 red balloons from the use multiple menu)
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Jack of Several Trades (Permagnegntly acquire all 5 skills from Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome)
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Trivially Skilled (Permanently acquire the zero-level skill for each of the six classes)
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Friend of Elves (Beat up 10 reindeer (With the Unionize The Elves sign), or win 10 fights with the faded green protest sign equipped)
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Reindeer Hunter (Beat up 100 reindeer (With the Unionize The Elves sign), or win 100 fights with the faded green protest sign equipped)
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Look, Ma! No Pants! (Don't have pants equipped on New Year's Day.)
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Slice and Dice (Have a Stab Bat as a "90-100% favorite" in your Ascension History)
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Gender Bender (Undergo 30 sex changes in The Sleazy Back Alley)
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The Three Amigos (Donate one million Meat to each of the three statues in The Dungeoneers' Association)
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Best Meal of My Life (Consume 60 White Citadel burgers, 10 orders of White Citadel fries, 4 Cherry Cloaca Colas, and 4 Diet Cloaca Colas)
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Crossroads (Use 50 scrolls of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil)
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Friend of the Devils (Summon any combination of 30 demons in the Summoning Chamber)
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Eerily Skilled Obtain all six Spookyraven skills)
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Awwww, Yeah (Defeat 240 black puddings)
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Phileas Foggy (Drink 80 around the worlds)
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Amateur Tour Guide (Have 10 different "90-100% favorite" familiars in your Ascension History)
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Professional Tour Guide (Have 30 different "90-100% favorite" familiars in your Ascension History)
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Brave Sir Robin (Successfully run away from 100 combats)
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Losing Your Marbles (Use a big bumboozer marble with a full set of marbles and choose to sell to The Collector)
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Professional Photographer (Use 40 4-d cameras)
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Penultimate Fantasy VII (Defeat 7 BRICKO airships)
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Who Hustles The Hustlers? (Beat Scratch Rackonteur at pool 23 times)
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A Screw Ain't One (Kill 99 monsters with a Loathing Legion hammer equipped) Requires Mr. Store Item.
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Buzzkill (Wear 30 Bs in combat during a Bees Hate You run)
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Elf Barker (Win 2000 lunar isotopes in Porko)
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Moving Target (Multi-use d12s and receive the BULLSEYE! message)
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Grand Slammer (Get all 11 unique pogs onto the field at the same time)
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Spirited Drinker (Consume all 66 siphoned spirits)
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Papier Than Thou (Use a papier-mâché trophy piñata)
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Haggis Haggis Haggis Haggis Haggis (Cast Haggis Kick by wearing haggis socks while wearing Mr. Haggis and having the effects Sheepskinned, Highland Sheen, and Hagg-ard)
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The Old College Try (Use 37 37x37x37 puzzle cubes)
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Great Responsibility (Keep a ChibiBuddy™ alive for 11 days)
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Kissing Maniac (Independently gain 10,000 kisses in Dreadsylvania)
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Eleven Down, None to Go (Defeat a 1-fingered Shop Teacher)
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Ansel Adams Jr. (Fully upgrade the Yearbook Club Camera)
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No Particular Reason (Defeat 1,000 monsters while wearing a bone abacus)
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EEZY PEEZY ("Collect" all 37 PEEZ dispensers)
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Very Like a Whale (Make a bowl of petunias)
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Gyro Hero (Eat 108 warbear gyros)
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Always Cloaca Cola (Use 11 bottles of Cloaca Cola Polar)
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Thar She Blows! *(Watch Cinderella throw up on the Prince's Shoes.)
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Partners in Crime (Conspire to frame Cinderella.)
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Party Killer (Potentially Kill Cinderella by knocking her out with two laudunum-laced Cannoli.)
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Master Craftsman (Master glass, filling, and parchment in Rumpelstiltskin's Workshop.)
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11 Martini Breakfast (Drink 11 mini-martinis)
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Golden Pickaxe (Finish the Tales of Spelunking nine times.)
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Golden Idol (Beat LOLmec.)
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Golden Moustache (Beat Yomama.)
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Golden Burglar (Beat 10 shopkeepers)
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Some Assembly Required (Assemble six different types of VYKEA furniture.)
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Bucket List (Complete 10 bucket quests for Walford)
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Gotpork Connoisseur (Consume one of each of the nine Gotpork villain drops)
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A Gallon of Milk Keeps the Doctor Away (Eat 7 gallons of milk)
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Prime Directive Director (Solve all five Far Future scenarios without bloodshed.)
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LOVE, LOVE, LOVE (Solve the L.O.V. Exit puzzle)
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Three-Tiered Trophy (Eat a three-tiered wedding cake)
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Class Based / Single Ascension - Purchase BEFORE Ascending
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Scourge of Seals (Achieve level 30 as a Seal Clubber)
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Tzar of Turtles (Achieve level 30 as a Turtle Tamer)
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Potentate of Pasta (Achieve level 30 as a Pastamancer)
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Sauciest Saucier (Achieve level 30 as a Sauceror)
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Duke of Disco (Achieve level 30 as a Disco Bandit)
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Maestro of Mariachi (Achieve level 30 as an Accordion Thief)
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A Little Help From My Friends (Receive the Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies buff 30 times) TURTLE TAMER Only!
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Dancing With the Stars (Use all 6 rave combos in a single fight) DISCO BANDIT Only!
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Every Part of the Seal (Equip yourself entirely in seal hide) State-based. Purchase when True. TURTLE TAMER Only!
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Spaghettihose (Cast Canticle of Carboloading for 10 days without eating pasta until the 10th day) PASTAMANCER Only!
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Color Wheel of Yuck (Discover all possible Slime Potion recipes) SAUCEROR Only!
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Septuple Platinum (Make 7 unique AT Buff recordings) State-based. Purchase while true; All 7 recordings must be made on the same day. ACCORDIAN THIEF Only!
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Path Challenges / Single Ascension - Purchase Before Ascending
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Mixed Martial Arts (Perm both Kung Fu Hustler and Master of the Surprising Fist)n DISCO BANDIT Only!
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Hadouken! (Deal 5,000 damage with a single Flying Fire Fist) (class specific?)
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Good Will Punching (Donate one million Meat worth in items to charity)
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And My Axe (Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Boris)
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Cool Guy (Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Sneaky Pete)
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Plan Ahead
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The Wrong Place at the Right Time (Defeat your Nemesis in the order SC -> TT -> P -> S -> DB -> AT)
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Purity of Essence (Commit to each clique, one clique per ascension)
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Crafting Achievements
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Master Paster (Discover 69 different Meat Pasting recipes)
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Golden Spatula (Discover 50 different food recipes)
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Melon Baller, Shot Caller (Discover 100 different food recipes)
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BAM! (Discover 150 different food recipes)
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Speakeasy Savant (Discover 20 different booze recipes)
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Honky Tonk Hero (Discover 50 different booze recipes)
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Cantina Commander (Discover 100 different booze recipes)
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Apprentice Meatsmacker (Discover 50 different meatsmithing recipes)
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Journeyman Meatsmacker (Discover 100 different meatsmithing recipes)
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Master Meatsmacker (Discover 150 different meatsmithing recipes)
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General Assembler (Discover 50 different miscellaneous recipes) Items crafted without standard crafting means. Crafting done in inventory instead of in crafting window. IE Paperclip Pants
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PvP
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Der Toastdieb (win a toast from another player in PvP)
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Hardcore - Purchase Before Breaking Prism
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Gourdcore (Defend the Gourd 20 times in hardcore)
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Golden Meat Stack (Obtain one million Meat in hardcore)
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State-based (Purchase only while true)
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Tiny Plastic Trophy (Have all 32 Tiny plastic series 1 figurines in your display case)
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Your Log Saw Something That Night (Add the text "Laura Palmer" to the Notes section of your Quest Log)
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Little Chickadee (Achieve 1000 or more drunkenness)
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Moderation in All Things (Have Fullness, Drunkenness and Spleen equal to 11)
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Hothouse Hero (Have hotform and at least 100 bonus Hot Damage and/or hot spell damage)
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Cool Customer (Have coldform and at least 100 bonus Cold Damage and/or cold spell damage)
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Dreadful, Just Dreadful (Have spookyform and at least 100 bonus Spooky Damage and/or spooky spell damage)
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Malodorous (Have stenchform and at least 100 bonus Stench Damage and/or stench spell damage)
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Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge (Have sleazeform and at least 100 bonus Sleaze Damage and/or sleaze spell damage)
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Dirty Laundry (Have 13 spooky pirate skeletons in your closet)
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Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy (Have all 64 tiny plastic series 2 figurines in your display case)
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Hunter In Darkness (Kill 5 wumpii in a row without dying)
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Had to Have Caught Them All (Have all 15 Pokëmann figurines in your display case)
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Fantastic Voyager (Have all 11 Microplushies in your Display Case)
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Now You've Tasted Everything (Have all five possible effects from the Magic Tongue effect simultaneously)
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Three-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy (Have all 32 Tiny plastic series 3 figurines in your display case)
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Right Outfit, Wrong Place (Have equipped clown wig, spork, plush hamsterpus, giant gym membership card, white snakeskin duster, leotarrrd, Choker of the Ultragoth, and oven mitts)
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Dreadful Rainbow (Have the 5 +elemental damage buffs from Dreadsylvania non-combats active)
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Full Heart (Drink 50 bottles of Bloodweiser and have Blood Porter active.)
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Extended Capacity (Consume 50 glasses of electric Kool-Aid and have Electric, Kool active.)
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Cruising For Six Bruisings (Have the First Blood Kiwi and Shepherd's Breath effects, and be wearing a Ghost shawl, weedy skirt, Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge, and moon-amber necklace)
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Bronzed Tin Can (Drink all the beers from A Beer Garden in a single day)
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True Believer (Have all 12 disco horoscope effects active at the same time)
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Alia Iacta Est (Have an entire set of Tiny Die-Cast series 1 in your Display Case)
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Option Paralysis (Wear a red shirt with Red-Shirted Escort active.)
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Omni-Cosplay (Acquire and equip crying statue earrings, Gary Claybender's Time Screwer, a plastic Duskwalker necklace, a plastic replica blaster pistol, and a Space Tourist palmdoctor from returned Th
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Gelatinous Hubris (Learn all 125 Gelatinous Noob skills in a single ascension.)