The Ultimate Fall To-Do List

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Go apple picking
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Get frustrated when you can’t find any pretty apples
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Decide to plant your own apple tree
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Change your mind about the tree thing
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Rake leaves
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Jump in a pile of leaves
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Re-rake the leaves
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Drink a pumpkin-spice latte
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Wear a cable-knit sweater
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Wear boots
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Wear flannel
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Wear an infinity scarf
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Complain about how cold it is
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Talk about how fall is your favorite season
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Pretend to care about football to bond with that cute guy in the office
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Find out he has a girlfriend; regret buying a jersey
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Carve a pumpkin
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Enter a pumpkin-carving contest
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Smash your competitors’ pumpkins when it’s announced that you didn’t win
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Artfully assemble gourds in a wicker basket
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Wonder why gourds are so creepy looking
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Go to a corn maze
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Get lost in a corn maze
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Have a panic attack in a corn maze when it’s been 25 minutes and you really feel like you’ve been walking in circles.
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Bake a pie
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Instagram a photo of your pie with the hashtag #luvfall
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Eat the entire pie yourself and immediately feel bad about it
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Burn your tongue on hot apple cider
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Buy candy for trick-or-treaters
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Decide that kids these days are brats and keep the candy for yourself, instead giving out the apples that you picked and have deemed too ugly for your own consumption
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Make candy apples with the pretty apples
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Schedule a dentist appointment
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Get into a heated argument with a random passerby about canned versus homemade cranberry sauce
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Decide to take up knitting
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Decide knitting’s not for you
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Think of a *really* clever group Halloween costume
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Get *really* mad at the other group of girls at the party you’re at are wearing the exact same costume, but a little better executed.
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Say you’re going to start Christmas shopping but then forget
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Complain some more about how cold it is
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Be totally over fall
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