The Ultimate Fall To-Do List
Activities for people who really hate fall but pretend to love fall, but oh whatever let’s all drink cider. Here are compiled handy list of every single thing you absolutely must do this season.

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Go apple picking
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Get frustrated when you can’t find any pretty apples
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Decide to plant your own apple tree
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Change your mind about the tree thing
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Rake leaves
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Jump in a pile of leaves
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Re-rake the leaves
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Drink a pumpkin-spice latte
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Wear a cable-knit sweater
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Wear boots
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Wear flannel
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Wear an infinity scarf
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Complain about how cold it is
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Talk about how fall is your favorite season
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Pretend to care about football to bond with that cute guy in the office
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Find out he has a girlfriend; regret buying a jersey
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Carve a pumpkin
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Enter a pumpkin-carving contest
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Smash your competitors’ pumpkins when it’s announced that you didn’t win
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Artfully assemble gourds in a wicker basket
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Wonder why gourds are so creepy looking
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Go to a corn maze
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Get lost in a corn maze
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Have a panic attack in a corn maze when it’s been 25 minutes and you really feel like you’ve been walking in circles.
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Bake a pie
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Instagram a photo of your pie with the hashtag #luvfall
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Eat the entire pie yourself and immediately feel bad about it
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Burn your tongue on hot apple cider
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Buy candy for trick-or-treaters
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Decide that kids these days are brats and keep the candy for yourself, instead giving out the apples that you picked and have deemed too ugly for your own consumption
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Make candy apples with the pretty apples
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Schedule a dentist appointment
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Get into a heated argument with a random passerby about canned versus homemade cranberry sauce
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Decide to take up knitting
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Decide knitting’s not for you
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Think of a *really* clever group Halloween costume
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Get *really* mad at the other group of girls at the party you’re at are wearing the exact same costume, but a little better executed.
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Say you’re going to start Christmas shopping but then forget
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Complain some more about how cold it is
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Be totally over fall
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