The Types of Guys I've Dated

1. The verbally abusive

2. The sexually abusive.

3. The emotionally abusive.

4. The all around abusive (#1-3)

5. The douchebag fuckerboy

6. The constant cheater

7. The man-child

8. The possessive Hispanic dude.

9. The generally possessive dude

10. The potential murderer

11. The isolator

12. The extremely apathetic dude who doesn\'t give a fuck about anything or anyone.

13. The jail-bird

14. The non-pleaser

15. The guy with a seriously messed up past and family

16. The addict

17. The alcoholic

18. The creeper/stalker

19. The vindictive revenge-seeker

20. The dress-code enforcer

21. the guy who ends up gay or transgender

22. the seriously insecure guy who will never admit his problems

23. The non-committer

24. The guy who doesn\'t know what the hell he even wants in a relationship

25. The ghoster/phantom (disappears off the grid for X amount of time)

26. The mama\'s-boy

27. the clinger

28. The sugar-daddy

29. The depressed emo (where nothing or no one will ever make him happy)

30. The doll-upper(a guy who treats women like they are dolls/objects)

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